I think I’m going to try and make this an ongoing segment for the blog. Man, people fucking amaze me with the stupid shit they do and in some cases dont do… case in point:

There are these ignorant ass people who go to the pool all the time at my apartments. Lets call her mama whale and her baby barnacles. They are constantly at the pool, I’d hear the little brats screaming literally for hours on end and I live one building away from the pool… I could hear that shit in my house, radio on and AC running. Before I got laid off, I’d only hear them on the weekends… but now that I’m home everyday I realize they are out there at least a few days out of the week because I can hear those little bastards screaming.

I once went down there to confront them because it was driving me insane, believe it or not I’m not big on confrontations… I’ll do it, but it makes me super uncomfortable inside… anyway, I get out there and it’s like a fucking family reunion out there and I see a few suspect family members that have probably done their fair share of hard time. So I let it go…

Which brings me to today… they were out there again and I’m just considering calling the office to let them deal with it… the office is connected to the pool, so I’m sure they are listening to this shit all day just like I am… It’s amazing to me that the mama whale cannot shut her fucking barnacles up… or even attempt to. So just as I am about to confront this situation again, it starts raining. I see mama whale start to freak out as if she is going to get wet… SHE IS IN A FUCKING POOL PEOPLE… she hurriedly hops out and places a magazine over her already drenched hair, grabs a pool float and shields her body. SERIOUSLY??? Anyhow, they went back to their apartment, but I just heard the little inconsiderate bastards again. I’ll update you as to what I decide to do. Maybe water guns full of piss… or I could get a bb gun and pop a couple of rounds in them while hiding in the bushes…

Reminds me of what someone once told me… “Some people are made to rule the castle, others are just made to guard the walls” I think these people were made for the rest of us to appreciate the fact that we are not them. We’ll call mama whale and her barnacles “Self esteem builders” Maybe i’ll try and get some photos too.

-El Timulator

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