This post is about one of the first epic nights I ever had. Actually at the time it didn’t seem epic but reflecting back… the fact that I didnt end up in jail or dead is epic…

Several years ago I was awoken by a few swift kicks to the ribs… when I came too and opened my eyes there were 6 shadowy figures looming over me. Aside from the figures I could see nothing but a bright white light, It was almost as if I had died and gone to purgatory. Was I being judged by these shadowy figures, would I be going to heaven, hell maybe or would it just be an overnight stay in county…

Jubilee was the ancient war beast of a cruise ship, the last of it’s kind, literally. I had the awesome opportunity of spending time on this floating roach motel on a cruise to Mexico. I still had fun though, if you call projectile vomit, hysterical crying, and almost getting your finger bit off by a lizard fun. I dont know about you guys, but I had one hell of a time…

I was 13 or 14 years old, stood about 4’ 9”, with a 90-pound frame. Give me a break, I hit puberty late… I soon realized my friend alcohol and I had the perfect relationship. I’d drink alcohol, and alcohol would get me drunk. That is of course until the evening that we met our arch nemeses… Blackout & Hangover.