httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0EbA0l6Lo4
You have to watch at least the first 6 minutes of this… I feel guilty for some of the shit I do, I think I’d be able to live with myself if I did this. There was a benny hill music version but the video quality sucked so I opted for the next best track.
Thanks to Brent for sending this, and thanks to Jami for reminding me.

Jubilee was the ancient war beast of a cruise ship, the last of it’s kind, literally. I had the awesome opportunity of spending time on this floating roach motel on a cruise to Mexico. I still had fun though, if you call projectile vomit, hysterical crying, and almost getting your finger bit off by a lizard fun. I dont know about you guys, but I had one hell of a time…

This is the first of many posts about some of the crazy people i worked with and how we got ourselves into some crazy shit. Don’t befriend an alcoholic Arab guy running a store, especially if he has “test of bullet” and it’s his “Viskey” (whiskey) night… even if there’s free beer and snacks involved. Mama always said stay away from strangers with candy…

I was 13 or 14 years old, stood about 4’ 9”, with a 90-pound frame. Give me a break, I hit puberty late… I soon realized my friend alcohol and I had the perfect relationship. I’d drink alcohol, and alcohol would get me drunk. That is of course until the evening that we met our arch nemeses… Blackout & Hangover.