My first trip to New York City was in October of 2008. Contrary to what most people say, we found the majority of people in New York to be pretty damn friendly… I cant tell you how many drinks or shots were purchased for us by new friends made in the bars or restaurants. Even most of the initial assholes we’re cool in the end.

Several years ago I was awoken by a few swift kicks to the ribs… when I came too and opened my eyes there were 6 shadowy figures looming over me. Aside from the figures I could see nothing but a bright white light, It was almost as if I had died and gone to purgatory. Was I being judged by these shadowy figures, would I be going to heaven, hell maybe or would it just be an overnight stay in county…

Actually, he wasn’t the problem… It was his increasingly crazy drunken lady friend. Before I give too much away, let me take you back to how this all started. You know your boy Timulator gets into some weird shit, and this was no exception. Yes, I just referred to myself in the third person… nice eh?