Now you didn’t think I was going to tell you how I got there right from the get go did you? Or maybe what happened next… All I’ll say is that I woke up and something sure as hell didn’t feel right.

Jubilee was the ancient war beast of a cruise ship, the last of it’s kind, literally. I had the awesome opportunity of spending time on this floating roach motel on a cruise to Mexico. I still had fun though, if you call projectile vomit, hysterical crying, and almost getting your finger bit off by a lizard fun. I dont know about you guys, but I had one hell of a time…

This is the first of many posts about some of the crazy people i worked with and how we got ourselves into some crazy shit. Don’t befriend an alcoholic Arab guy running a store, especially if he has “test of bullet” and it’s his “Viskey” (whiskey) night… even if there’s free beer and snacks involved. Mama always said stay away from strangers with candy…