25 Best Michael Jackson Jokes
April 14th in 02 Funny Videos, Images, Misc...If you already know you’re going to find this offensive, you know who you are, do not read this post… For the rest of you… I’ll see you in hell!
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What do Santa Clause and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both leave little boys house’s with empty sacks.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wallmart have in common?
A: Little boys pants half off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson relate so well to children?
A: He knows how they feel.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They’re both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: What’s sex like for Michael?
A: Child’s Play.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, he says he’ll have no choice but to make him a priest.
Micheal Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn’t have a children’s ward
They had to cancel Micheal’s tour dates. Brad, 8 and Johnny, 12.
Michael Jackson’s body was 55% plastic, so now they’re going to melt him down into Lego’s and let little boys play with him for a change
News headline after Michael’s death: Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
Michael Jackson’s official autopsy determined that he didn’t die from a heart attack, he choked on a small bone.
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
-Timulator
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Mike
April 14, 2010 - 11:15 amWhat’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Michael Jackson likes to f#&k little boys.
Man, good one. I actually had that one on the list for the site…. not sure how I forgot to post that one. And feel free to type FUCK in the future if you like. 
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Miya
June 24, 2011 - 10:17 pmu guys are jealos envious malishious little @/=#!
im only 12 and i hav better insults than u! and mj was amazing better than any of u guys culd have done and um hope you feel good insulting a dead guy…. not trying to b rude or anything but u grown men hav nothin better to do…wow….
R.I.P MJ
Hey Miya,
Thanks for the compliments! Not sure if this is one of my friends or someone I’ve really pissed off. Either way, It pleases me that I upset you enough to actually post a response. Especially considering you are practically illiterate… You must have really wracked your brain trying to spell some of those words… actually, coming up with some of those words must have wracked your brain. At least I’m pushing you to think, something I’m sure you’re not used to doing.
Much Love,
-El Timulator
p.s. nice email address lol – uraphaget@ymail.com
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