Ever have those odd experiences with your neighbors? Here are two similar experiences I’ve wrapped into one story. Douche on!

I told you… read post if you don’t believe me.

I think I’m going to try and make this an ongoing segment for the blog. Man, people fucking amaze me with the stupid shit they do and in some cases dont do… case in point: There are these ignorant ass people who go to the pool all the time at my apartments. Lets call her [...]

So I go out and pick up a bottle of canned air to clean off my computer products and some shit I’m too lazy to dust. As I’m purchasing it the guy in line asks my date of birth. I tell him and ask if you have to be 18 to purchase this stuff…

So… I’ve updated the blog and changed the format a bit, this is no new news if you’ve been reading facebook, yahoo or the blog. Mosey on in this mufucka and I’ll break it down for you. Y’all know this cowboy is a tall drink of water my friends!

This post is about one of the first epic nights I ever had. Actually at the time it didn’t seem epic but reflecting back… the fact that I didnt end up in jail or dead is epic…

Now you didn’t think I was going to tell you how I got there right from the get go did you? Or maybe what happened next… All I’ll say is that I woke up and something sure as hell didn’t feel right.

My first trip to New York City was in October of 2008. Contrary to what most people say, we found the majority of people in New York to be pretty damn friendly… I cant tell you how many drinks or shots were purchased for us by new friends made in the bars or restaurants. Even most of the initial assholes we’re cool in the end.

In an homage to Jack Handy (saturday night live) I’ll randomly be posting “Deep Thoughts By El Timulator” These will be real life things I hear, see, or participate in as opposed to the really random jack handy thoughts… but you get the idea. These thoughts by themselves are not long enough for a single blog post, so i’ll collect some over time then post.

Several years ago I was awoken by a few swift kicks to the ribs… when I came too and opened my eyes there were 6 shadowy figures looming over me. Aside from the figures I could see nothing but a bright white light, It was almost as if I had died and gone to purgatory. Was I being judged by these shadowy figures, would I be going to heaven, hell maybe or would it just be an overnight stay in county…